Blame True.

True made me do this. XD
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1)Are you really ready for 111 questions?
No, not really.
But hey, I don't have anything better to do!

2) Where are you taking this test at?
On my couch in my living room.

3) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
…I've never been in one… I'M SO LONELY!!!

4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
My friend…

5) Do you regret it?
Nah. We're totally bro-hoes-fo-sho.

6) Have you ever been depressed?
Umm, the medical condition or the feeling? I've felt depressed before but never been depressed.

7) Are you a boy or girl?
Hmmm… that's a tricky one… Lemme' check…
Oops, forgot, I'm a girl.

8) Do you have a job?
I sit around and look gorgeous. That's my job, bitch.

9) What is your relationship status?
BRB, being forever alone.

10) How do you want to die?
End of the world. If I'm going down, I'M TAKING ALL YOU SONS OF BITCHES WITH ME.
Nah, JK, JK. Umm, I'd like to die happy and peaceful, in my sleep, next to someone (husband probably) that I love.

11) What did you last eat?
Pizza.

12) Played any sports?
I used to play soccer and do stuff like that, but I've long since quit. Now I walk and swim casually. LIKE A BOSS.

13) Do you bite your nails?
Nope.

14) When was your last physical fight?
I've never really been in one… ^^'
Umm, I attempted to slap my friend when she didn't give me a piece of her candy bar. Does that count?

15) Do you have an attitude?
Psssssh, an attitude? Who the hell do you think you are, claiming I've got an attitude? Dumbass.
Look at this fucker. Dude thinks I've got a fucking attitude.

16) Do you like someone?
Not really.

17) What is your real name?

Laura.
18) What is the background of your computer screen?
HETALIA~ :world:

19) Are you gonna get high later?
PASS THE WEED MAN.

20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Hate is a waste of my precious time.  I prefer to strongly dislike.

21) Do you miss someone?
Not really. Well, I miss one of my friends because we haven't hung out in forever, but…

22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Neither. I shovel it into my mouth using my mad skills.

23) Do you tan a lot?
I have Irish-Scottish blood. What the hell do you think?

24) Have any pets?
None D: I want a pupppppy.

25) How exactly are you feeling?
Peachy.

26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Yup.

27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
…No…creep…

28) Would you take any of your exes back?
STOP ASKING ME ABOUT MY NON-EXISTANT LOVE LIFE.

29) Are you afraid of spiders?
Nope.

31) Do you regret anything from your past?
Of course.

32) What are your plans for this weekend?
I dunno, probably gonna do something stupid.

33) Do you want to have kids?
Yup. Several.

34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
I haven't had my first kiss… *sobs*

35) Do you type fast?
Kinda.

36) Do you have piercings?
Ear piercings.

37) Want any more?
Not really.

38) Can you spell well?
Yuz. I cun tuttaly spel supah wel.

39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
Yes.

40) What are you craving right now?
Entertainment.

41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
No.

42) Have you ever been to jail?
Nuuuuuuu.

43) Have you ever been on a horse?
Yuppers.

44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
…Shut up.

45) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Oh yeah. I'm TOTALLY a heartbreaker.

46) Have you ever been cheated on?
Nope.

47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
QUIET YOU.

48) What time is it currently?
Time for an ADVENTURE!!!!!

49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Yeah, my family, smart one.

50) What should you be doing?
Not sure.

51) What's irritating you right now?
I'm hot.

52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
No.

53) Does somebody love you?
Yes.

54) What is your favorite color?
I like lots of shades of blue and purple. And autumn colors.

55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yes.

57) Do you have trust issues?
Not really. It depends.

58) You are over half way done with this. Are you sure you want to continue?
No. but I will.

59) Do you have any siblings?
No, only child.

60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Yes, I love them to pieces. They're honestly my favorite people.

61) Do you live with anyone?
Yes, my parents.

62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
I SAID SHUT UP.

63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
My mom, I think. I try not to cry in front of people. It makes me feel helpless.

64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
Waaaaaaaay too easily. But watch out. When  I decide to stop giving second chances, I'm a force to be reckoned with.

65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive. You can never truly forget, but you have to move on.

66) Is this year the best year of your life?
I'm not sure.

67) What was your child hood nickname?
Never really had one. I have tons of nicknames now though XD

68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
Nuuuu.

69) What is your motto in life?
"Put on a fucking happy face and quit acting like your problems are the end of the world. Pessimists are useless, so be happy for a change."

70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Yes, I do.

71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Drank a Dr. Pepper.

72) Do you have a best friend?
Yup. Several.

73) What is bothering you?
Several things.

74) Have you ever been out of your country?
I've never even left the East Coast! XD

75) Do you play the Wii?
Yeah.

76) Are you listening to music right now?
No.

77) Do you like Chinese food?
Not really. I like the rice and sesame chicken though.

78) Do you know your Step-Dads b- day?
I don't have a step-dad.

79) Are you afraid of the dark?
It depends. If I'm feeling particularly paranoid, it terrifies me. If I'm not, I love it.

80) Is cheating ever okay?
No.

81) Are you mean?
No, I'm actually not. I can be mean, but I try not to be. It's just one of those things I don't waste my time on.

82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
No. I FAIL.

83) What was the last song you listened to?
Hurricane, by Panic! At the Disco.

84) Do you believe in true love?
Yes. It makes me sad when people say they hate love because really, it's all we have.

85) What are you currently wearing?
Jeans, tank top, Giants wind breaker.

86) What do you wear to bed?
Pjs.

87) What is the weather like right now?
Dark and kinda rainy.

88) Do you like the outside?
Yes I do.

89) Are you currently bored?
Uh huh.

90) Do you wanna get married?
Definitly.

91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
No. Not at all.

92) Are you hungry?
Always. All day, err'day.

93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
…no…

94) What makes you happy?
Lots of things.

95) Would you change your name?
Nah.

96) Ever been to Alaska?
No, I haven't been to Palin-land. Sorry Alaska, I keed, I keed. XD

98) Do you watch the news?
Sometimes.

99) What' s your zodiac sign?
Cancer.

100) Do you like Subway?
It's pretty good.

101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
GODDAMMIT. STOP.

102) Your best friend of the opposite gender likes you, what do you do?
Talk to him about it.

103) Do you like talking to your friends?
No, why would I eeeeever talk to my friends?

104) What do you plan to do with the rest of your day?
Watch TV, sleep.

105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
Yup ^^'

106) Do you have a friend of the opposite gender who you can act your complete self around?
Yup.

107) Who was the last person of the opposite gender you talked to?
My daddio.

108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
I would never ever date a guy who smoked.

109) Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
My mom.

110) Favorite lyrics right now?
"You know I'm gonna find a way,
To let you have your way with me.
You know I'm gonna find the time,
To catch your hand and make you stay."
-Find a Way, Safteysuit.

111) Can you count to one million?
Never tried but I probably could.